June 2012
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wheretheducksgo:
what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though
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she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform
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I'm chaperoning my sister's field trip...
I’m actually quite excited. The only kids in my group are going to be my sis and her best friend. I’ve never met her friend before, but I know how important best friends are(throughout your life) and particularly in your preteen years.
We’re going to Strawbery Banke, which is super cool and historical and ACTUAL SUPER OLD HOUSES AND CLOTHES AND PEOPLE REENACTING DAILY LIFE IN...
Will Jess stop being super ridiculous sooner...
I know she’s not the strongest part of New Girl, but her awkwardness is like… not a thing that could exist.
Anonymous asked: Protip: Use hair conditioner for shaving pubic hair (or any hair, really, but especially pubic hair). Also don't use a brand new razor because it's really easy to cut yourself. If you've got a new one, just break it in by shaving your legs first or something. Oh! And I use a little face scrub to exfoliate first because it helps prevents ingrown hairs. Good luck!
@bookling stormborn
Ugh, I know. It takes ages and isn’t even worth it because it grows back super fast. I wish the hair on my head grew as fast as my pubes!
Watching ''New Girl,'' because I need a new comedy...
I should prob actually do this with ”Arrested Development” before my mom ends our Netflix, though, since AD is like a million times better and all that. Whatevs, I’ll flip between the two.
feelinghellastabby asked: Re: New Girl: I torrented it through Pirate Bay!
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OMMGGGGGG. Shaving your stuff is so fucking...
I shaved my labia for like the first time in three years and I always trim my shit like every couple weeks or whatever but ughhhh so annoying. I did it as a treat for Tall-dude, because I’ve never done more than trim since I’ve been with him. He said he’d like me to shave if I wanted to, but obvs it doesn’t make him not find me attractive if I don’t shave or anything,...
May 2012
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Having two hot dogs and some chips for dinner.
There’s nothing WRONG with that, I just wanted to eat something not horrible. But, there’s nothing else to eat.
It’s not going to make me feel good, though.
Anonymous asked: Where else have you applied to?
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